Living In the World, Not on It

No change in horoscope By Sarah Black Prof. Parke Kunkle shocked many people Jan. 10 by saying the zodiac actually has 13 signs. A professor from a community college is out to set the record straight, calling out 3,000 years of popular belief and Babylonian tradition and telling the world they've got their zodiac signs wrong. Professor Parke Kunkle, an astronomer teaching at Minneapolis Community and Technical College and board member of the Minnesota Planetarium Society, has made clear that the current zodiac calendar is wrong, and has added a 13th sign, Ophiucus (ooh-FEE-yew-kus). "In astronomy we look at the motion of the stars and the planets and what the background stars are," said Kunkle in a radio broadcast with NPR. "But the Earth has wobbled a bit in its spin, and that wobble has changed where the sun is located on a given date." This means that when astrologers say the sun is in Pisces, it is now in Aquarius, et cetera, Kunk...

It really is hard to imagine and it boggles the mind that anyone falls for this crap. It is staggering to me that anyone regardless of social or fiduciary circles reads these and thinks, "Wow! I can really get rich fast!" Especially in countries where you know that kind of capital (in this case a whopping U.S.$12.5 million) doesn't exist anywhere in it, and may not exist if you took the surround six countries and cobbled all of their money as well. But people do shockingly fall for these get-rich-quick-easy scams. Of course if you take the Girl Scouts and Band kids and regular school kids the adults running those shows are relentlessly trying to turn your sweet little pigtailed girl or sweet little dirt-covered boy into Amway people. This goes on all the time, especially in seasonal droves. please read and reply Dear Partner, I am the Director in charge of Auditing section Bank of Africa(B.o a.)Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso in West Africa. Forgive my indignation if this messa...

I normally like the fact that there are four separate and distinct seasons where I live. But I have to admit that while winter is my least favourite, this one is getting particularly old... The first snow storm came on 26 December. It has been all downhill - on a sled out of control - from there. I can still appreciate the beauty of the snow, but quite frankly, enough is enough. The first snow storm brought just about 30" of fluffy white snow. Fortuitously, we shut down for the Monday. I certainly wasn't going to attempt that mess. The next one followed on 5 January, but not at the staggering amount the first one brought. Even so, I am not a fan of driving in snow. Let's just say I've seen far too many accidents to have any confidence. I know how to drive in snow (very slowly) but most of the drivers in New Jersey - especially those with SUVs - think they somehow get a pass on having to drive with any care or regard for others and completely turn into maniacs. Let them...

As I look at the morning sky Today the wind is blowing hard See that bird is floating high Pretty soon it will be tired I spent a day all by myself A rich man without his wealth Sometimes I get it wrong But I'm not the only one The afternoon was very clear The sun was beating down on me I got thirsty for a beer That I had to go to sea The sea was very rough It made me feel sick But I like that kind of stuff It beats arithmetic I don't want the world to change I like the way it is Just give me one more wish I can't get enough of this When it gets to be alive And not just still survive To hit and not to miss I can't get enough of this The early evening mists Look beautiful to me Was sweeter than a kiss I wish you all could see I'm a long long way from home But this photograph of you Even though it's monochrome Tells me what I should do So I got up on my feet I knew it would be alright For my clothes were looking beat In the middle of the night I don't want the...

This can't be real My heart is burning How does it feel Well, let's say I'm learning It had to come The ship has landed It's time to run The crew are stranded We're having the time of our lives We're lost in a cruel paradise Someone like you can make me feel like I used to do Return my heart, yeah, make it feel like it does at the start Someone like you, Someone like you, yeah You're everything to me The sweetest symphony All that I try to be You are my harmony I guess what I mean to say Is you keep the walls at bay We're children on holiday Here comes the crowd We're having the time of our lives We're lost in a cruel paradise Someone like you can make me feel like I used to do Return my heart, yeah, make it feel like it does at the start Someone like you, yeah, Someone like you, yeah

We're like crystal, we break easy I'm a poor man, if you leave me I'm applauded, then forgotten It was summer, now it's autumn I don't know what to say, you don't care anyway I'm a man in a rage (just tell me what I've got to do), with a girl I betrayed Here comes love, it's like honey You can't buy it with money, you're not alone anymore, (whenever you're here with me), You shock me to the core, you shock me to the core We're like crystal, it's not easy With your love, you could feed me Every man, and every woman Needs someone, So keep it coming Keep it coming, keep it coming, keep it coming Keep it coming, keep it coming, keep it coming Keep it coming I don't know what to say, you don't care anyway I'm a man in a rage (just tell me what I've got to do), with a girl I betrayed Here comes love, it's like honey You can't buy it with money, you're not alone anymore, (whenever you're here with me), You...

I don't know if I told you, but I'm seeking Santeria You'll never guess the things that I do I'll have the devil round for tea Don't you know that I'm here beside you Can't you see that I can't relax When I saw you in my rearview You could've stopped me in my tracks I'll be there for you when you want me to I'll stand by your side like I always do In the dead of night it'll be alright 'Cause I'll be there for you when you want me to You can take me to an island, ride across the stormy sea We can worship pagan idols, there together you and me Why don't you run over here and rescue me? You can drive down in your car Why don't we both take a ride and turn that key We'll drive at 60 miles an hour I'll be there for you when you want me to I'll stand by your side like I always do In the dead of night it'll be alright 'Cause I'll be there for you when you want me to I'll be there for you when you want ...