Sunday, 1 November 2009

The First Day of November & Voting

I cannot believe that October has gone - never to be recaptured - and we are into November. Wow. That is just staggering.

Ready for something more staggering?

I have been telling everyone how unhappy I am with the 12 candidates for the gubernatorial candidacy and my father told me this morning that there is a space to fill in anyone's name. I'm not sure who's name I will fill in, but that is my plan.

Normally I am the world's stupidest voter. I'm not stupid, but politically speaking, I'm very ignorant. Which is fine. Normally I vote the way many do: just go down the line of my political affiliation. I'm more of a Democrat (one of them crazy liberals) than a Republican, although it is never that simple. I think I am really a little of both or at least I'm willing to see both sides or find that I don't agree with every Democratic ideal and every Reublican ideal. But I know I fall more into the Democratic party than the other.

What I don't know much about are the other parties... I know that there is an Independent party... the other ones were all new to me. There are actually four "independent" candidates, and then there is a Socialist Party, a "For Election Party", "Just in Time", "'People Not Politics'", Libertarian Party, and Middle Class Empowerment. Ye gods...

So I turned over the County of Morris Sample Ballot, and read up on each of the 12 candidates, who had a space to fill up with 500 words.

And here's the list:

Republican: Christopher Christie
Democratic: Jon Corzine
Socialist Party: Gregory Pason
Independent: Gary Steele
For Election: Joshua Leinsdorf
Just In Time: Gary Stein (yes, I know, how dopey)
Independent: Alvin Lindsay, Jr.
Middle Class Emp.: David Meiswinkle
Independent: Christopher Dagget
Indep. For the People: Kostas Petris
Libertarian Party: Kenneth Kaplan
"People Not Politics": Jason Cullen

I met Chris Christie at our Fall Festival. I was underwhelmed then and after reading his 500 words, I was more underwhelmed. First it was yak, yak, yak about his family (I so don't care if the cadidate is married or not, has kids or not, etc.), then it was pointing fingers at past incumbents (clearly emphasising Jon Corzine's failures), and then all sorts of New Jersey pride. Oh, shut up. You are so insincere.

I read Jon Corzine's piece but I hated the actions of this man, beginning with his car accident, raising taxes mid-month, putting taxes on dues and other things that never had them and then (the last straw) draining the EMS fund from $4,400,000 to $400,000. What an idiot - you were too stupid to wear a seatbelt, busted up your leg and other things in accident where we came and saved your butt, and you reward us by taking away our training fund. If it didn't mean losing my EMT certification I'd leave him at the side of the road to be mired in his injuries and think about what an ass he is.

He couldn't get my vote if he personally came to the house and spoke to me.

Gregory Pason clearly has too much money. He wants to raise minimum wage from $7.25 to $15.00, bankrupting tons of small businesses. What a moron. He naturally promised tax cuts, which is completely unreasonable. Taxes exist for a reason: government income is that - tax. Do I think the property taxes should go up every year? Not really. But I understand it.

Gary Steele didn't really make much in the way of promises, but went on and on about how he's been a teacher and understands the people, blah, blah, blah. He wants to make New Jersey a tax friendly state... sounds nice, but unless you can geographically move New Jersey from being next to Manhattan, that really can only happen to a small degree. That's crazy.

Joshua Leinsdorf did not write about himself (or have his writer put his 500 words in the first person view), someone else did. This guy wants every student to have a laptop but the kids all to take mass transit and not yellow (is there any other colour?) school busses. Say what? Kids in inner-city type environments aren't exposed to enough danger that you want them taking mass transit? Do you have rocks in your head?

That brings us to Gary Stein. How to say this? He is... totally nuts. If any votes for him, I will be amazed. Absolutely amazed. Even his family, if he has one, should be smart enough not to vote for him. His 500 words were a waste. He is incapable of writing - or should immediately fire the writer - and give this up. If you haven't mastered the basics of your own language, don't do something you can't handle.

He began one paragraph with "Up theirs!" as a sentence. Oh, my gods. I was flabbergasted. I have no problem with "foul" language, but in your gubernatorial statement?! Yikes. Moving right along from this loser...

Alvin Lindsay Jr did not even use half of his 500 words. He made a comment about alternate energy sources, such as solar and wind power, which is good - what he did not outline is how people should afford it. He wants to make the minimum wage $10.00 hour, so he would only bankrupt a couple tons of small businesses. Another pipe dreamer. He'd like to make healthcare more affordable (where have I heard that before?), but again - no plan.

David Meiswinkle wants New Jersey to do its own exhaustive investigation into the 9/11/2001 disaster. What? Move on, man. That was 8 years ago and it is better to look to the future and being more carefully instead of wasting time mired in the past. He wants to cut taxes, as well. Good luck. Oh, and hey! He's a politician who is going to completely eliminating corruption! Wow! Are you going to start with yourself?

This brings us to Christopher Daggett. He really didn't say anything substantial, but glossed over all the usual hot topics and promised to - surprise, surprise - cut taxes. Moving on...

Kostas Petris did not do much with his space, either. He used up a bit over half. His big thing was history: the Founding Fathers, Declaration of Independence, Abraham Lincoln. No great statement there. More empty tax cuts, naturally - that is the fall back position.

Kanneth Kaplan began his 500 words with "If everyone agrees with me votes for me, I'll be the next Governor!" Huh? Only if the majority of voters agree with you. Think about those strong, opening, declarative lines before you run into this kind of thing. Read what you are writing. He wants to do away with taxes. He makes promises about gay rights, education set being unfair to those of us without kids or home school their kids, and legalising marijuana. Mmmm... good luck. I agree with those points, but he is picking too many shocking topics at once.

The last one is Jason Cullen. Another one who didn't write in the first person perspective. He wants to progressively eliminate sales and corporate taxes. Whoa... I can understand attempting to lower them, but eliminate them? Where will all that money come from? Universal taxes to those who have their kids in private school. Yikes.

I just can't get behind any of these people. I'm not sure who I think should run the government in New Jersey, but it is not any of these yin-yangs.
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Oh, I just thought of my choice for governor.... Joe!

Another Sleazy Scam E-mail

More fun - well, total bullshit - that came in my work e-mail... hard to imagine people fall for this:

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A.W.A.D. - Catching Up the Last Few Weeks

From oldest to most recent (Monday through Friday every week):

from Anu Garg

28 September 2009:

A writer usually doesn't have a boss. On the other hand, a writer's boss is his readers. You could say I have 800,000 bosses. But this relationship is not so clearcut. Let me explain.

From time to time a reader is displeased with something I have written, and emails: "Keep your opinions to yourself or you will lose readers." Appreciative as I am of my readers -- they are whom I write for -- I do not always write to try to please them. I express my opinion.

Some opinions resonate and some leave them fuming, but they all can see -- I hope -- that it comes from my heart. I don't expect everyone to agree with me or my beliefs.

Well, at least this week, I'm at your service hand and foot, etymologically speaking. All words to be featured have either hand or foot as their origin, even though it may not always be obvious.
prestidigitation
PRONUNCIATION:(pres-ti-dij-i-TAY-shuhn)

MEANING: noun:
1. A sleight of hand
2. Deceitfulness, trickery

ETYMOLOGY: From French prestidigitation (conjuring), from preste (nimble) + Latin digitus (finger).

USAGE: "It is, of course, a nonsense number, a statistical prestidigitation." Polly Toynbee; Is There Pensions Apartheid?; Guardian (London, UK); Jul 4, 2009

antipodal
PRONUNCIATION: (an-TIP-uh-duhl)

MEANING: adjective
1. Situated on the opposite side of the earth (or another body)
2. Diametrically opposite or completely opposite


ETYMOLOGY: Via Latin from Greek antipodes (literally, those having the feet opposite), plural of antipous, from anti- (opposite) + pous (foot). Ultimately from the Indo-European root ped- (foot) which gave us peccadillo (alluding to a stumble or fall), pedal, impeccable, podium, octopus, and impeach.

USAGE: "Paris was the starting point and the antipodal points I had to pass through were Madrid and Wellington." Brian McIver; Ukraine to USA: the World is Just Too Vast to Grasp at 13mph; Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland); May 16, 2009.

"The antipodal views between Stephan and Yanik regarding how to fight against their common enemy makes for the crux of the play. Stephan is headstrong and vocal while Yanik is soft-person, loving, and peaceful, although both fight against the oppression." Justice in the Barrel; The Kathmandu Post (Nepal); Feb 2, 2009.

legerdemain
PRONUNCIATION: (lej-uhr-duh-MAYN)

MEANING: noun:
1. Sleight of hand
2. A display of skill

ETYMOLOGY: From French leger de main (light of hand), from leger (light) + de (of) + main (hand). Ultimately the from Indo-European root man- (hand) that's also the source of manage, maintain, maneuver, manufacture, manuscript, and command.

USAGE: "It's a fantastic spot. But what happens to viewers' trust of Barclays when they realize all commercials are fake, shot on soundstages, and built on camera tricks and fancy editing and legerdemain?" Simon Houpt; Spotting the Fake; Globe and Mail (Toronto, Canada); Aug 14, 2009.

"Christoph Waltz has mastered Quentin Tarantino's linguistic legerdemain in four languages." David Germain; Waltz Crafts Linguistic Magic for 'Basterds'; Associated Press; Aug 17, 2009.

expediency
PRONUNCIATION: (ek-SPEE-dee-uhn-see)

MEANING: noun:
1. Consideration of what is advantageous or easy or immediate over what is right
2. The quality of being suited for a purpose

ETYMOLOGY: From Latin expedire (to make ready, to set the feet free), from ex- (out of) + ped- (foot). Ultimately from the Indo-European root ped- (foot) which gave us peccadillo (alluding to a stumble or fall), pedal, impeccable, podium, octopus, and impeach.

USAGE: "Political expediency means that a lot of planning is still short term." Elizabeth Sidiropoulos & Lyal White; How Brazil Beats Poverty Trap; Mail & Guardian (Johannesburg, South Africa); Aug 25, 2009.

mortmain
PRONUNCIATION: (MOHRT-mayn)

MEANING: noun:
1. The perpetual ownership of property by institutions such as churches
2. The often stifling influence of the past on the present and the living

ETYMOLOGY: From Anglo-Norman mortmayn, feminine of morte (dead) + main (hand), from Latin mortua manus (dead hand). Ultimately from the Indo-European root man- (hand) that's also the source of manage, maintain, maneuver, manufacture, manuscript, and command.

NOTES: Imagine a B-movie scene of a dead hand stretching out of a grave and you have the picture of the word mortmain. The idea behind mortmain is of a dead hand reaching beyond to hold a property in perpetuity. By extension, the word describes the past dictating the present in an oppressive manner.

Unlike the passing of an asset to a child on the death of a parent, institutions such as churches hold property forever. Over time, through donations, etc., they can acquire a large amount of real estate which cannot be distributed or revert to the crown. Also, in such cases there is a loss of revenue from inheritance tax. The English King Edward I passed the Statutes of Mortmain in 1279 and again in 1290 to limit such holding of property in perpetuity without royal authorization.

USAGE: "On what grounds do we allow the dead to bind the living? Courts used to adhere to a 'rule against perpetuities' and were suspicious of mortmain, of the 'dead hand' of documents drawn up long ago." Christopher Caldwell; Philanthropy Goes to the Dogs; Financial Times (London, UK); Jul 5, 2008.

"Martins felt that somehow this knowledge would pay the mortmain that memory levies on human beings." Graham Greene; The Third Man; 1949.

5 October 2009
Autumn is here. Last week marked the arrival of fall, the festival of colors. As you relish the golden yellows, bright oranges, and cheery reds of falling leaves as a feast for the eyes, use this week's words in A.Word.A.Day to celebrate the variety of hues.

ecru
PRONUNCIATION: (EK-roo, AY-kroo)

MEANING: adjective: Of a pale brown color, like raw silk or unbleached linen; beige

ETYMOLOGY: From French écru (raw, unbleached), from Latin crudus (raw). Some cousins of this word are cruel, pancreas, and crude.

USAGE: "Like those of us doomed to repeat history, women seem to buy the same item over and over again. The Buffer's small point of information 'You've already got a top just like that' is rebuffed with: 'No, the old one (relative term, here) is taupe The new one is ecru.'" Tom Shields; Men's Place is Secondary in Any Battle of the Wardrobe; Sunday Herald (Glasgow, UK); Sep 4, 2005.

vis major
PRONUNCIATION: (VIS MAY-juhr)

MEANING: noun: An unavoidable disruptive event (such as an earthquake) that none of the parties is responsible for, which may exempt them from the obligations of a contract. Natural instances of vis major are also called acts of God.

ETYMOLOGY: From Latin vis major, literally, greater force. Also see force majeure.

USAGE: "In any case, the dealer neither placed any evidence nor any documents to indicate that any unforeseen circumstance of vis major had occurred to prevent the delivery." R.N. Sahai; The Dealer; Business Line (Chennai, India); Oct 20, 1999.

barratry
PRONUNCIATION: (BAR-uh-tree)

MEANING: noun:
1. The practice of stirring up of groundless lawsuits
2. An unlawful act by a ship's master or crew that harms the owner of the ship
3. The buying or selling of positions in church or state

ETYMOLOGY: From Anglo-French baraterie (deception), from barater (to cheat), from Vulgar Latin prattare, from Greek prattein (to do).

USAGE: "A man with the same legal name as the lead character in the 1960s TV law show Perry Mason is charged with barratry. He allegedly tried to solicit former jail inmates for legal services." Same Name, Different Fame for Perry Mason Accused of Soliciting Clients for Houston Lawyer; Associated Press; Apr 16, 2009.

novation
PRONUNCIATION: (noh-VAY-shuhn)

MEANING: noun: The replacing of an obligation, a contract, or a party to an agreement with a new one.

ETYMOLOGY: From novare (to make new), from novus (new). Ultimately from the Indo-European root newo- (new) that is also the source of new, neo-, novice, novel, novelty, innovate, renovate, misoneism (fear of change), and novercal (stepmotherly).

USAGE: "They are essentially contracts meant to be honoured subject only to agreed changes by novation." S. Rajaratnam; Direct Taxes Code; The Hindu (Chennai, India); Aug 31, 2009.

12 October 2009
While growing up in India, I watched many puppet performances, dramas, and movies. And my favorite: the magic shows!

In the magic shows, besides the standard fare -- sawing a girl in half, making rabbits disappear, and the like -- there was a serial performance called The Water of India. After every few acts, the magician would walk to a pitcher on the table in one corner of the stage, lift it up dramatically and announce, "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Water of India!"

He would turn the pitcher upside down to let water pour out. The vessel was supposedly empty then, but after 15 minutes he would repeat this action, and more water would pour from the jug. While he performed that trick and I marveled at the magic pitcher that replenished itself, his assistants would set up the next trick.

Well, consider this week's miscellaneous words theme the AWAD equivalent of The Water of India. So, Ladies and Gentlemen, enjoy these assorted words (while we put together next week's show of words, definitions, etymologies, usage, pronunciations, quotations, and more).

otiose
PRONUNCIATION: (O-shee-ohs, O-ti-)

MEANING: adjective:
1. Superfluous
2. Futile
3. Indolent

ETYMOLOGY: From otium (leisure)

USAGE: "I hung around that summer until my presence became otiose. Friends' parents started asking me how long I would be in town." Ian Frazier; Out of Ohio; The New Yorker; Jan 10, 2005.

"The measure is entirely otiose. There are already laws against harassment." Dominic Lawson; What Fearful Hypocrites Ministers Are; The Independent (London, UK); Feb 9, 2007.

mendicant
PRONUNCIATION: (MEN-di-kuhnt)

MEANING: adjective:
1. Living on alms
2. Like a beggar

noun:
1. A beggar
2. A member of any of various orders of friars forbidden to own property and living on alms

ETYMOLOGY: From Latin mendicare (to beg), from mendicus (beggar), from mendum (defect)

USAGE: "But Metro, a perennial mendicant with no dependable dedicated, long-term source of capital funding, could hardly afford to scrap or completely rebuild the older cars." Common Sense at Metro; Washington Post; Sep 30, 2009.

peremptory
PRONUNCIATION: (puh-REMP-tuh-ree)

MEANING: adjective:
1. Dictatorial
2. Expressing command or urgency
3. Not admitting any question or contradiction

ETYMOLOGY: From Latin peremptorius (decisive), from perimere (to take away), from per- (thoroughly) + emere (to take). Ultimately from the Indo-European root em- (to take or distribute) that is also the source of words such as example, sample, assume, consume, prompt, ransom, vintage, and redeem.

USAGE: "'Easily provoked by minor irritations,' wrote Dimbleby about this period,' [Charles] became uncharacteristically impatient and peremptory.' The smallest things would prompt verbal abuse or 'sudden outbursts of rage'." Catherine Bennett; In Princes We Trust ... to Do Absolutely Nothing Useful; The Observer (London, UK); Sep 27, 2009.

encomium
PRONUNCIATION: (en-KO-mee-uhm)

MEANING: noun: Glowing praise

ETYMOLOGY: From Latin encomium, from Greek enkomion, from komos (revel).

USAGE: "The speech cheered the faithful no end, as did Sarah Brown's smooth and skilful introduction of her husband. Yet though her encomium went down well with the party, it nauseated many television viewers." Ruth Dudley Edwards; Why Mrs Brown Should Have Skipped the Heroics; Irish Independent (Dublin); Oct 4, 2009.

gimcrack
PRONUNCIATION: (JIM-krak)

MEANING:
noun: Something cheap and showy, of little use.
adjective: Showy, but worthless.

ETYMOLOGY: Of uncertain origin, perhaps an alteration of Middle English gibecrake (small ornament), possibly from Old French giber (to shake).

USAGE: "Uncle Rabid Prophet TechEye has worshiped more gimcrack bits of junk and practiced more half-baked religions than all of Hollywood combined." Bow Down And Open Your Wallet; Warsaw Business Journal (Poland); Aug 21, 2006.

26 October 2009
"Proper names that have become improper and uncommonly common" is how the author Willard R. Espy described eponyms, and that is the theme for this week's words in AWAD: words coined after people's names.

We are going to meet a poet, a novelist, a prophet, a statesman, and a legislator. They wrote poems, novels, holy books, political treatises, and laws.

In our quest for eponyms, we are going to visit England, Persia, Italy, and Greece. All aboard!
Byronic
PRONUNCIATION: (by-RON-ik)

MEANING: adjective: One who is melancholic, passionate, and melodramatic, and disregards societal norms

ETYMOLOGY: After poet Lord Byron (1788-1824), who displayed such characteristics, as did his poetry, i.e. a flawed character marked by great passion who exhibits disrespect for social institutions and is self-destructive.

NOTES: A little-known fact: He was the father of Ada Lovelace, today known as the first computer programmer, who wrote programs for Charles Babbage's analytical engine.

USAGE: "Zenovich casts [movie director Roman] Polanski, whose face repeatedly fills the screen with a Byronic luminosity, as a tragic figure, a child survivor of the Holocaust haunted by the murder of his wife, the actress Sharon Tate, at the hands of the Manson family." Bill Wyman; Whitewashing Roman Polanski; Salon (New York); Feb 19, 2009.

"Laurie may have his pet theories as to why [Gregory] House-the-character has become a cult -- the damaged, Byronic genius/healer who can say the unsayable and (almost always) get away with it." Stuart Husband; Hugh Laurie Interview; The Daily Telegraph (London, UK); Jun 3, 2009.

Orwellian
PRONUNCIATION: (or-WEL-ee-uhn)

MEANING: adjective: Of or relating to a totalitarian state in which citizens' activities are tightly controlled

ETYMOLOGY: After George Orwell, pen name of Eric Blair (1903-1950), whose novel Nineteen Eighty-Four depicted a futuristic totalitarian state. Also see Big Brother.

USAGE: "Military satellites designed to guide nuclear missiles are being used to monitor prison parolees and probationers in a technological advance designed to reduce the nation's skyrocketing prison population. But critics say it also raises the specter of an Orwellian future." Gary Fields; Satellite 'Big Brother' Eyes Parolees; USA Today; Apr 8, 1999.

"The [remote deletion by Amazon of Orwell's books from customers' ebook devices] prompted widespread criticism from Amazon customers, rights advocates, and bloggers, on whom the Orwellian nature of Amazon's actions were not lost." Thomas Claburn; Amazon Settles Kindle Deletion Lawsuit For $150,000; InformationWeek (New York); Oct 2, 2009.

Manichean or Manichaean
PRONUNCIATION: (man-i-KEE-uhn)

MEANING: adjective: Of or relating to a dualistic view of the world, dividing things into either good or evil, light or dark, black or white, involving no shades of gray

ETYMOLOGY: After Manes/Mani (216-276 CE), Persian founder of Manichaeism, an ancient religion espousing a doctrine of a struggle between good and evil

USAGE: "The most crucial feature of neoconservatism is its Manichean worldview, wherein the Earth is pitted in an urgent struggle between purely good and purely evil nations. As George W. Bush famously told then Sen. Joe Biden: 'I don't do nuance.'" Jacob Bronsther; What Do Neocons Have to Do With Obama?; The Christian Science Monitor (Boston, Massachusetts); Sep 29, 2009.

"Here the schema is too obvious, and its Manichaean contrasts of dark/light, good/evil don't resonate beyond the special effects that deliver them." Judith Mackrell; Wind Shadow; Guardian (London, UK); Oct 7, 2009.

Machiavellian
PRONUNCIATION: (mak-ee-uh-VEL-ee-uhn)

MEANING: adjective: Characterized by cunning, deception, and expediency

ETYMOLOGY: After Niccolò Machiavelli (1469-1527), Florentine statesman and author of The Prince, a political treatise describing use of craft and deceit to achieve political power

USAGE: "Rumours of Machiavellian plots and conspiracy theories have permeated the period of mourning." Darryl Broadfoot; Mitchell: End the Revisionism; The Herald (Glasgow, Scotland); Nov 23, 2007.

draconian
PRONUNCIATION: (dray-KO-nee-uhn, druh-)

MEANING: adjective: Unusually harsh

ETYMOLOGY: After Draco (late 7th century BCE), Athenian legislator, noted for the harshness of his code of laws.

NOTES: Under Draco's laws even trivial offenses, such as idleness, brought capital punishment. When asked why he had instituted the death penalty for most offenses, he supposedly replied that the lesser crimes deserved it and he knew of no greater punishment for more important ones. Could it be an example of an aptronym (in Greek his name means dragon)? His laws were said to be written in blood instead of ink.

When it comes to lawmaking, the name of one of Draco's successors has entered the language in an opposite sense. The Athenian lawmaker Solon's reform to make Draco's laws humane earned him a place in the dictionary as an eponym meaning "a wise lawgiver". It was Solon who said: Laws are the spider's webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape.

USAGE: "The 'criminalization of any criticism' of General Musharraf, his regime, and other state functionaries was an unprecedented draconian measure against the freedom of speech." 17 Retired Judges Want Revival of Constitution; Daily Times (Lahore, Pakistan); Nov 28, 2007.

Good Friends at Work

When I asked my colleague via e-mail what the Hallowe'en Pumpkin carving contest prizes should be, this was the answer I got:

1st place - you get to keep your job

2nd place - you can work here part-time until further notice

3rd place - no jobs right now - but you're at the top of the waiting list

This is why I love this person. Usually serious, the fun side pops out every so often and I howled when I read this. It's always a surprise when the sarcasm comes out like that. Really funny!
You will always be my friend!

Thursday, 22 October 2009

The 911 System

A panicking parent called 911. Then the panicking parent began to calm down and hung up on 911, thinking the call hadn't completed. The dispatch officer called back three times, but panicking parents' parent, who doesn't really speak or understand English hung up on the dispatch officer. Ouch.

We arrived and the one-year-old child looked and reacted normally. He was like every one-year-old in the world - only mommy and daddy can touch me. Who're all these strangers in the house? What's this thing on my finger? Why am I up at 2200? We checked him and the panicking parents said they'll just take him to the doc tomorrow. Perfect.

If we go back, which is fine, then they go to the hospital. We allow patients one RMA but if we are called back it indicates a problem, so off to the hospital you go! I'm thinking this is one call we won't have again. One-year-old children barf. A fact of life.

I didn't log a singe call in September. Not one. Not even a half. I had no idea. I was crushed. I put in low calls January through April and then I logged 22 calls in May. June was a little low, July better and then 22 calls in August. And I believe this is my first call for October. Ugh. Part of the problem is that I only ride until midnight. I started out riding full shifts for the first year and a half or two years I have had this job, but it was problematic - I have a lot of trouble functioning without a good night's sleep and I went off at 0600 and then had to be in to work at 1200. It was not working out.

Even putting in a half shift has its effects on me. I have had my manager say more than once that I can't come in looking half-dead. I actually have to laugh at him - his approach - when he said, "What's going on with you?" in that tone. I'm not always the sharpest tool in the shed and when people say vague things, I'm really not picking up on what he's trying to tell me. But I find it funny when he does that. Even so, I can appreciate that looking half-dead is a deterrent to effectively doing my job.

But I can't not ride and I wouldn't ride another night - I love the crew I'm with. We mesh very well. When I have Friday off, I do ride the whole night. I wish I could ride the whole night, but without eight hours of sleep, I'm really dead - all the way.