Saturday 9: Thunking on a Saturday

Saturday 9: Thunking on a Saturday

1. You are walking down a rainy road. There is a five hundred dollar bill on the road. You look around and except for someone a half block away, you are alone. You naturally pick up the bill and put it away. That person approaching stops and says, "I saw you pick up that money. It's mine." You ask how much it was. She yells, "Are you calling me a liar?" What do you do? I'd give it to her. The United States treasure doesn't mint $500 bills.

2. If I were to inspect your guest bathroom, how would I find it? Well, other than the whole circa 1968 decore and the narrowness of it, you find it to be fine. It needs an updating. It is clean and has all the amenities.

3. You are given a state of the art bow and arrow. Who or what is your first target (after a lesson or two)? Someone's fat butt...? (Sorry - I'm listening to too much Bill Engvall.)

4. The doorbell rings. The person at the door is wearing a raincoat and you know them. They flash you and are completely naked. Other than your S/O, who would you think it would be and would guess you'd find that funny? Why do you guess that person and would you laugh or be pissed off? I'd laugh no matter what. I'm not putting on mine or anyone else's blog who I'd know that would do that. And Luis is not my "significant other" - I hate that phrase. It makes me sound insignificant. Takes two to be a couple.

5. What do you call a male Ladybug? A ladybug. What else?

6. Your friends throw you a party. They've got a big national music star to come and perform. It is someone you detest. Do you make believe you like the songs or do you fess up and get the star out of the party? I wouldn't pretend to like the music but I would never rain on someone else's party by nixing the act.

7. What's your favorite breed of wild, mean attack dogs? Dachsunds. They're wonderful, I hope to be attacked by a bunch of wild, mean Dachsunds!

8. If I called your high school guidance counselor, what would they say about you? Ha! She would have said that I couldn't have amounted to anything - I never paid attention and could not have gotten into college, as that is the only road to success. I hope you do call her and tell her after that what I do for a living! CHEW ON THAT, EVIL "GUIDANCE" COUNSELOR!

9. Car A is moving at 63 miles an hour. 4 people are in the Car A. Car B is moving at 22 miles an hour. There is a driver and passenger who just came from a hotel while cheating on their spouses in Car B. They will crash into each other in exactly 3.5 minutes. What are your fun plans for this Labor day Weekend while these six people meet a brutal and gruesome death? I'll probably pulling their butts out of the mangled cars! I'm an EMT for fun.

Thanks so much for joining us again at Saturday: 9. As always, feel free to come back, see who has participated and comment on their posts. In fact sometimes, if you want to read & comment on everyone's responses, you might want to check back again tomorrow. But it is not a rule. We haven’t any rules here. Join us on next Saturday for another version of Saturday: 9, "Just A Silly Meme on a Saturday!" Enjoy your Labor Day Weekend!

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