Sunday, 21 November 2010

20 November Lyrics: Bitty Boppy Betty

Bitty boppy Betty,
Bitty boppy Betty,
Bitty boppy Betty woo hoo,
On weekends she's your honey,
Then comes Monday,
And that'll be sir to you.

Bitty boppy Betty,
Better known as Billy,
He's the up and coming local DA.

A fearless crime fighter,
Political insider,
Sure to be mayor one day.

But after work on Fridays,
Off comes the necktie,
And on come the diamonds and pearls.

You better get ready,
'Cause now Billy's Betty,
Everybody's favorite girl.

In the belly of the city,
That's where you'll find Betty,
Friday to Sunday night.

Is she working under cover,
Or just a fun lover?
Either way that's alright.

Bitty boppy Betty,
What a bouncing beauty,
So sophisticated and refined.

She's a boy who doesn't show it,
And though the guys all know it,
None of them seem to mind.

When Betty starts a boppin',
The joint starts a hoppin',
She can twist and dance the whole night through.

You really can't ignore her,
And if you don't adore her,
There might be something wrong with you.

On Mondays bright and early,
Betty's back to Billy,
Working hard on behalf of our town.

Upholding law and order,
Talking to reporters,
And keeping us safe and sound.

If there's a moral to this ditty,
It's not to judge Betty,
Billy or anyone.

'Cause life's a lot richer
With a healthy mixture,
Not to mention lots more fun!

Bitty boppy Betty,
Bitty boppy Betty,
Bitty boppy Betty woohoo,
On weekends she's your honey,
Then comes Monday,
And that'll be sir to you.

Pink Martini, Splendour in the Grass

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