More Really Stupid Scams!

These losers are everywhere and abound with get-money-quick schemes. Unbelievable. So here are some recent ones for you to have a look.

Hello,

I am Lt. Nora Chandler. I am a member of the U.S. Army 561st Medical Company in Iraq presently.

I have very sensitive information and a proposal for you. Please get back to me so I can give you more details if you would like to hear more.

Suffice me to say at this stage that it is in connection with a large sum of money that was discovered here in Iraq sometime in 2003 and also that it will be extremely profitable to both of us. Please open the links below as this will give you a better idea of what this whole thing is about.

http://www.chuckpita.com/700-billion-cash-found-in-baghdad-iraq
http://www.pittslive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/s_130622.html

I shall await your response via email. My email address is nora.chandler65@gmail.com.

Best Regards,

Nora Chandler

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These stupid people have been trying this one for close to a year:

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* Username:
* Password:
* Date of Birth:
* Country Or Territory:

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The Yahoo Management

Don't fall for this one. They have been trying this for months. I'm not giving them anything. Yahoo! does not need your date of birth for anything.

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The next (the key to this one is the "undisclosed recipients"):

From: eric diallo [mailto:mrseric1diallo@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 10:22 AM
To: undisclosed recipients:
Subject: CALL MR MIKE ANDREW ON HIS DIRECT LINE +229-7890-2253

Attn: Beneficiary

This is to inform you that your ($1Million USD) will be send to you via western union money transfer. The total amount mentioned above is with western union outlet and they will send the money via western union to you. Note they will be sending $5.000 every day by day to you. Therefore i want you to email Mr.Mike Andrew the western union supervisor and ask him to realise you the first payment need to pick up the first $5.000 today.Call Mr.Mike Andrew now and ask him to realise the payment and every other information you need to pick up your $5.000 today.

HERE IS THE CONTACT INFORMATIONS OF MR.MIKE ANDREW SUPERVISOR WESTERN UNION OFFICE.

EMAIL:(western_unionmoney_transfer2000@yahoo.cn)

PHONE NUMBER:+229 789 022 53

Thanks,
Mrs Eric Diallo
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Please Reply Me Through This Email Address ( mrahmed_conobo@live.fr )
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Friend,

Good Day.

I am mr Ahmed Conobo,The National Audits Director of Bank of Africa(BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

I'm contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased customer account, who died along with his entire family in Air plane crashed on 6th May 2007, in Cameroun.

Although I know that a transaction of this magnitude might make anyone apprehensive, I would like to assure you that we are sending you this mail with the best of intensions.

Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. We cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.

Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased, as all documentations will be carefully worked out by us for the funds (US$10.5 MILLION) to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin.It may interest you to know that we have secured from the probate court, an
order of madamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries.

Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavour by furnishing me with the following;

(a.) Your Full Names
(b.) Your Address
(c.) Your Telephone and Fax numbers
(d.) Your Age
(e.) Your Occupation

These requirements will enable me to prepare a letter of claim to enable you contact the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made.you shall be compensating with 35% on final conclusion of this project, while the rest shall be for me.Your's share stays with you while the rest shall be for me for investment purposes in your country.

If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust i have bestowed in you, I await your urgent response.

Send your Reply To This Email Address ( mrahmed_conobo@live.fr )
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regards,
Mr.Ahmed Conobo
National Audits Director
Group Bank Of Africa.
Burkina Faso, West Africa.
My Direct Line +229- 7457- 5289
call me or send sms test message

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Hello,
My name is Jennifer Grant; I work with Andar Consultants Ltd in England. This is a standard process investigation concerning a client who shares the same name with you and the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client.

The aforementioned client had investments with The Royal Bank of Scotland, unfortunately, he died intestate. The purpose of this communication with you is to inquire about the following;

1 - Do you have any relative whose last known contact address was Zurich, Switzerland?
2 - If yes, are you aware of any investment of considerable value made by such a person at The Royal Bank of Scotland?
3 - If yes to both of the above, can you establish beyond reasonable doubt your eligibility to assume status of next of kin to the deceased?

It is pertinent that you inform us whether or not you are familiar with this personality to enable us conclude our investigation.Thank you for accommodating our inquiries.

Yours sincerely,

Jennifer Grant
Andar Consultants Ltd.

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DEAR FRIEND,

MY NAME IS MR. AZIZ ABBAS. I AM 59 YEARS OLD MAN.

I AM FROM SAUDI ARABIA BUT RESIDENT IN DUBAI - UNITED ARAB EMIRATE FOR THE PAST 25YEARS. I AM MARRIED WITH TWO CHILDREN. MY WIFE AND CHILDREN DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT TWO YEARS AGO WHILE ON HOLIDAY IN THE EGYPT.

SINCE I HAVE NO CHILDREN OF MY OWN AND IMMEDIATE RELATIVES, I DECIDED TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP IN THIS PROJECT. I HAVE BEEN HELPING ORHANPS AND CHILDREN IN ORPHANAGE HOMES BY DONATING MONEY AND OTHER VALUABLE ITEMS TO THEM AROUND THE WORLD. PRESENTLY, I AM RECEIVING INTENSIVE TREATMENT IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN SPAIN.

MY DOCTORS TOLD ME THAT I HAVE CANCER OF THE LUNGS AND THAT I HAVE TWO MONTHS TO LIVE. BEFORE I BE CAME ILL, I SAVED SOME MONEY (US$5 MILLION DOLLARS) FROM THE SALES OF MY REAL ESTATES, GULF COURSE AND SOME FUNDS I INHERITED FROM MY WEALTHY LATE PARENTS AND THIS FUNDS HAVE SINCE BEEN DEPOSITED IN CASH CONSIGNMENTS VOLTS WITH A TRUST FINANCE/SECURITY COMPANY IN SPAIN.

PLEASE, I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY ALLAH TO HELP ME COLLECT THESE CASH CONSIGNMENTS (FUNDS) FROM THE TRUST FINANCIAL SECURITY COMPANY BY NOMINATING YOU AS MY PARTNER AND THE NEW BENEFICIARY.

AFTER THE COLLECTION OF THE CASH CONSIGNMENTS (FUNDS),YOU WILL NOW HELP ME TO DONATE THESE FUNDS TO CHARITY/ORHANPANGE HOMES IN THE UNITED STATES,EUROPE, ASIA AND AFRICA. THIS WILL MAKE MY LIFE A DREAM COME THROUGH WHEN I REST WITH THE ALLAH SOON. THE WORD OF ALLAH SAYS, WHAT IT SHALL PROFIT A MAN IF HE GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD AND LOSE HIS OWN SOUL. THIS IS THE SWEAT OF MY LABOUR AND THE STRUGGLE OF MY LIFE.

I BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED AFTER SERIES OF PRAYERS AND WOULD OFFER THIS SERVICE FOR HUMANITY SAKE. I AUTHORISE YOU TO TAKE 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TO TOUCH MANY LIVES AROUND THE WORLD. IF YOU CAN HELP ME, PLEASE MAIL ME SO THAT I WILL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT DETAILS OF THE TRUST FINANCIAL SECURITY COMPANY AND THE NECESSARY INFORMATIONS REGARDING THIS PROJECT.

I NEED YOUR HELP AS I HAVE NO IMMEDIATE RELATIVE I CAN ENTRUST THIS PROJECT WITH FOR SOME PRIVATE REASONS. I KNOW YOU WILL BE SURPRISE TO THIS PROPOSAL AS I DO NOT KNOW YOU PHYSICALLY BUT DESPIRATE PROBLEM DESERVES DESPERATE SOLUTIONS THUS I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE INTERNET DURING MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE PERSON I CAN ENTRUST THIS PROJECT WITH AND I DECIDED TO MAKE CONTACT WITH YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR HELP.

I KNOW THERE ARE LOTS OF ILLEGAL THINGS GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD AND IN THE INTERNET BUT THIS IS FAR FROM ONE AS THIS IS A JUST, LEGITIMATE AND REAL PLEAD FOR HELP MAY THE GOOD ALMIGHTY ALLAH BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

REGARDS,
MR. AZIZ ABBAS.

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Greetings,

I am Mr. Bill Williams from Ouagadougou; I live here in Burkina Faso with my Mother Mrs. Vivian Williams However, we write to seek your cooperation to retrieve the sum of (US$5 Million Dollars) that is now in the custody of the diplomat who brought it there in Madrid – Spain after Mr.Thomas Jake disappointed us out of greed as we initially agreed to compensate him with 30% of the total sum of the money but on the arrival of the diplomat there he refused our initial agreement and demands 60% of the total sum.

Moreover, if you can assist to participate and retrieve this money from the diplomat as he does not know the content of the consignment, we will be very happy to compensate you with 30% of the total sum. This transaction is 100% risk free.

Furthermore, we will give you the contact details of the diplomat there in Madrid – Spain, so that you can contact with him, and then take delivery of the consignment.

Consequently, we need an experienced person to assist us develop our project as we intend to invest in building a tourist hotel, real estate development and on agriculture, on resumption of this project, you will be our director for the role and assistance you rendered, and you will also be entitled to a percentage agreed upon from the investment.

We will be very glad if you will take into consideration our urgent plea and respond as soon as possible. Contact :+22978181976

Regards,
Bill Williams

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Your Mail-ID has won you $2,000,000.00 in our Free-lotto Promo.send your

1.Name.............
2.Address..........
3.Phone/No.........
4.Country..........
5.Occupation.........

please contact your fiduciary agent
Mr.Richard Smith
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Good day,

My name is Mr. Jeffery Dean, I work in the Euro Lottery.I am soliciting your assistance for a swift transfer of 4,528,000 GBP, should you be willing to assist me in this project, you will be giving me just 30% of your winnings.

Just as a brief, you just have to register as an intending Lottery player, due to my position in the company I can make it happen that you would be a winner of the above stated amount.

Naturally, every body would like to play a lottery if they are assured of winning. I am assuring you today to be a winner, please do not take for granted this once in a life time opportunity as we both stand to collectively gain from this at the success of the transaction.

Should you be willing to assist me in this transaction please do respond to e-mail: jgdean_093@gala.net

Regards,
Mr. Jeffery Dean
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Dear Friend,

Permit the manner with which I am seeking your assistance but I am short of options and have no otherchoice.I am John England from the hospitality state(Mississippi), an army contractor attached to the US Military force in Iraq. The reason why Iam explaining my findings to you is to seek for your assistance to enable you contribute immensely to the actualization of my dream.I am attached to the US army for the sole purpose of reconstruction work in some parts of Iraq.As you very well know, Iraq is gradually undergoing a rebuilding process in some parts and there is much need for reconstruction which is were I come in. I evaluate the level of destruction and offer professional advice inline with the way they intend rebuilding. Work has been risky no doubt and challenging as some times we are faced head on with armed insurgents where we lose some soldiers during confrontation. I have had my own share of losses as I lost a friend whom I have known for 12years.

On the 4th day of May 2010, at about 11:00hrs during a normal inspection routine along HaifaStreet where there is long through fare of high-risebuildings which were built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein while he was still alive, I along with 3 soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I commenced evaluation work while i was closely guarded by soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in a cellar which i presumed to be a storage room. I decided to have a go at it only for me to kick the metal covering and find a metal boxes(6 in number)piled on top one another which were locked with a padlock each.

Upon forcing the boxes open, we discovered several guns, amour and some boxes amongst which two contained bullets, one filled with hard drugs(heroine)and the other two to my amazement contained some US Dollars which amounted to $12.5M after I and two of the soldiers counted them for about 3 hours. I believe the boxes if not owned are linked to the Al Qaeda and Ayman al-Zawahiri.

I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy so that we can have the money to our selves, they all agreed to the plan and we were going to get the money out of the country but first we had to hide the money in some safe and untraceable location. This made me to consult with a friend in our force who went with me and the two other officers to secretly keep the boxes in a safer place after which we handed over the drugs and the weaponry to our superiors.

I am now in desperate need of a Reliable and Trustworthy person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars forme up on till my assignment elapses here. We cannot afford to leave the boxes here in Iraq for any reason since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous everyday.

We have no idea what could happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point. I am fully aware of what your thoughts would be next which is why I intend to include my picture as well as my I.D.s for you to know whom you are dealing with. I assure and promise to give you 10% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this deal. Please assure me of your keeping this top most secret within you so that my job would not be jeopardized. Please contact me.

My Sincere Regards,

John England
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From: Mr.Kazim Takar
Plot No.7-Flat 4 Kweku Innocent Crescent, Labadi district Accra - Ghana.


Greetings,

We want to transfer to overseas ($ 13,000.000.00 USD) from a prime bank here in Ghana, I want to ask you to quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end of this important business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or in future.

I am Mr.Kazim Takar,Director of International Relation with a bank here in Ghana,during the course of our auditing I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 2001 and since 2002 nobody has operated on this account again, after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [heir] hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this account is Mr.Louis Kennedy , a foreigner, and a sailor, and he died since 2002. and no other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that Late Mr.Louis Kennedy was the manager of K.Louis.(Gh). LTD.

We will start the first transfer with Five Million USD [$5,000.000.00] upon successful transaction without any disappoint from your side, we shall re-apply for the payment of the remaining amount to your account,The amount involved is (USD 13 M) I want to first transfer $5,000.000 [Five Million million United States Dollar from this money into a safe foreigners account abroad before the rest, but I don't know any foreigner in my life, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here, without valid international foreign passport, but can only be approved to any foreigner with valid international passport or drivers license and foreign a/c because the money is in US dollars and the former owner of the a/c Mr.Louis Kennedy was a foreigner too, [and the money can only be approved into a foreign a/c.

Arrange your A/c and send it to me as follows for the processing of the payment:

1]A/C NUMBER:...............
2]A/C NAME:...................
3]BANK NAME:.................
4]BANK ADDRESS:..............
5]SWIFT CODE:..................


I got your contact address from my secretary who operates computer and I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this business,so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take.Send also your private telephone and fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the deposit as started above.

I need your full co-operation to make this work fine.because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with instruction of a key bank official who is helping us in this business.

I need your strong assurance that you will never let me down,With the influence and the position of the key bank official we can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable account which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing. The bank official will destroy all documents of transaction immediately we receive this money leaving to no trace to any place and to build confidence, you can come immediately to discuss with me face to face after which I will make this remittance in your presence and three of us will fly to your country at least two days ahead of the money going into the account.

I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I hear from you that you are ready to act and receive this fund in your account.I will apply for the legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries and Foreign Exchange Departments. At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 30% of the total amount, 60% will be for me,5% will be for expenses both parties might incurre during the process of transferring and 5% will be for orphanage homes.

I look forward to hear from you as soon as possible if you are interested.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr.Kazim Takar
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These losers are out there in droves hoping to suck you into this. Don't let them!

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