Church Bulletin Bloopers
1. Tuesday at 4pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk come early.
2. Thursday at 5pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers club. All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers please meet with the pastor in his study.
3. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.
4. A bean supper will be held on Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.
5. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Adams, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.
6. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
7. Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
8. Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
9. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
10. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
11. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
12. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
13. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
14. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
15. Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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