Men Are Like...

1. Men are like laxatives: they irritate the shit out of you

2. Men are like bananas: the older they get, the less firm they are

3. Men are like weather: nothing can be done to change them

4. Men are like blenders: you need one, but you're not quite sure why

5. Men are like chocolate bars: sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips

6. Men are like commercials: you can't believe a word they say

7. Men are like department stores: their clothes are always 1/2 off

8. Men are like government bonds: they take soooooooo long to mature

9. Men are like mascara: they usually run at the first sign of emotion

10. Men are like popcorn: they satisfy you, but only for a little while

11. Men are like snowstorms: you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last

12. Men are like lava lamps: fun to look at, but not very bright

13. Men are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

But... we still love 'em anyway - and you know that there is a "Woman Are Like..." list floating around as well!

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Kelvin said…
Kia Ora (Hello) from a krazy "male" blogger down under in New Zealand. I have a "women a re like" list, but I am sitting on it at the moment as I don't know which of my 13 blogs to put it on !!! One day.........
6 May 2006 at 21:43
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