Friends
Tips for the ladies in year 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days)
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka
12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days)
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka
12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
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