Funny Names

1. YOUR REAL NAME
Aislinge [Kirsten] Kellogg

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and father's middle names)
Elise Gilbert Guy

3. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Hienz James (Yikes...)

4. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)KELAI

5. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Burgundy Cat

6. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born)

Kirsten Manhattan (what's worse is my middle name, which I no longer have, was for Kirsten Flagstaff, opera singer... GROAN...)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Hunter Green Crystal Light (good gods...)

8. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Aike

9. STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Pistachio Butter

10. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Siobhan Crescent

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Pussums Alps

12. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Aisizzle

13. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

Islkigegg (Again, yikes...)

14. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Ariel

15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Paris Smarties

I laughed the whole way through this one!