Wednesday, 26 September 2007

Eye Drops?!

A doctor in Louisiana wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, "Boudreaux, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients."

"Yes, sir..." answers Boudreaux.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Boudreaux, how was your day?"

Boudreaux tells him he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, Boudreaux! and the second one?" says the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Boudreaux.

"Bravo, bravo Boudreaux! You're good at this. And what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spread her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!"

"And what did you do Boudreaux?" asks the doctor.

"I put eye drops in her eyes."

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