Scallywag

Parody based on Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy

He was a famous ladies man from
From the Emerald Isle
He had a trouser snake
That would make the maidens smile

They all would giggle and they'd squeal
When his potato popped up
And said it needed a peel

He's a sailin' now...
Upon the Seven Seas...
He's the scallywag
Who could shag
Cel-tic-ally

He was stranded in the desert a long time ago
And there he wrestled with the mighty camel toe
Then it was over to Siam
Where he tickled and slapped a giant bearded clam

He's a sailin' now...
Upon the Seven Seas...
He's the scallywag
Who could shag
Cel-tic-ally

A-hey, a-ho, a-hey nonny no
He's pulling into the dock up to the jetty
The girth of his anchor makes all the lassies flock
They're at the ready

He makes the gentlemen
Jump into the Seven Seas
He's the scallywag
Who could shag
Cel-tic-ally

His snae it caught a fever and it had to hurl
It spat up a necklace made of pearls

Now his immortal soul
Is not in heaven or hell
Line missing
No more sailin' now...
Upon the Seven Seas...
He was the scallywag
Who could shag
Cel-tic-ally

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