Ball of Revel Grove

Singin' a balls to your partner
Backs against the wall
If you cannot score at Revel Grove
You cannot score at all

This laddy here
Well, a ballin' he did go
He couldn't find a partner
Now his balls are indigo

Singin' a balls to your partner
Backs against the wall
If you cannot score at Revel Grove
You cannot score at all

This guy went a ballin'
And he impressed all the class
When he showed off his equipment
It was made of brass

Singin' a balls to your partner
Backs against the wall
If you cannot score at Revel Grove
You cannot score at all

This guy went a ballin'
And he was all the talk
For when he was finished
He could hardly walk

Singin' a balls to your partner
Backs against the wall
If you cannot score at Revel Grove
You cannot score at all

They swing when he walks
But he doesn't like to gloat
Ask him to commit
And they leap into his throat

Singin' a balls to your partner
Backs against the wall
If you cannot score at Revel Grove
You cannot score at all

This guy went a ballin'
And he was in rare form
He couldn't fit his equipment
Because it was enorm!

Singin' a balls to your partner
Backs against the wall
If you cannot score at Revel Grove
You cannot score at all

He bred a shellfish and horse
And the ladies were amazed
At the size
Of his Quahog-neighs

Singin' a balls to your partner
Backs against the wall
If you cannot score at Revel Grove
You cannot score at all

Never run with scissors
When a ballin' you do go
Unless you want your basses
To sound like sopranos

Singin' a balls to your partner
Backs against the wall
If you cannot score at Revel Grove
You cannot score at all

Ballin' made him glum
Because he left too soon
Now his little plums
Resemble prunes

Singin' a balls to your partner
Backs against the wall
If you cannot score at Revel Grove
You cannor score at all

He came home from ballin'
In pain beyond belief
For he found himself a partner
But she used her teeth!

Singin' a balls to your partner
Backs against the wall
If you cannot score at Revel Grove
You cannor score at all...

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