RE: Your Brains

OK, I know these are wierd lyrics, but they are really funny. Same for Chiron Beta Prime and Code Monkey. Great stuff! Thanks, Renee, for introducing me to the joys and humour of JoCo!

Hey Tom it's Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy,
How you've been?
Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now

Really wish you'll let us in
I think I speak for all of us
When I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands
But here's an FYI,
You're all gonna die screaming

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
You open up the door
We'll all go inside and eat your brains

I don't want to nitpick Tom but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall
Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And you have to make the call

Not suprise to see you having thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom that's what I do
And I plan on eating you slowly

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
You open up the door
We'll all go inside and eat your brains

I like to help you Tom in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom
Well, technically I am I guess I am

Got another meeting Tom
Maybe we could wrap it up
Know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues
Who are chewing on the door
I guess we'll table this for now

I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
You open up the door
We'll all go inside and eat your brains

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