WW #19

1.) Someone dares you to eat two cooked bulls testicles for 1,500 dollars. They're fried, topped with nacho cheese, belly button lint, lima beans, sweat rung out from a dirty sock and maple syrup and you have to eat it all. Are you going to eat it for the cash or pass?

Are you kidding? You don't possess nearly the amount of money it would take for me to even give it consideration. At that dollar amount the answer is a strong, resounding no.

2.) If you were not getting enough sex in your relationship, how would you handle it? Would you cheat on your significant other?

Yes. I would shop it out and bring in a third-party contractor.

3.) Would you cheat if you knew you would never be caught? Why or why not?

Just because I'd never be caught? No, that seems stupid. I'd do it because there was something key missing from our relationship and while I don't want to throw relationship away, I definitely would need to fill the space.

4.) If you could get rid of any of the late night talk show hosts and replace them with anyone you want, what late night persona would you get rid of and who would you replace them with?

I wouldn't. I don't like them now, and it really won't matter who goes there now. I never watch those shows.

5.) If you could get rid of one day time talk show, which one would you pick and why?

I don't know them, so can't answer that. I can tell you that all soaps should be blown off the air!

6.) Where is your favorite places on the body to be kissed? Favorite places to kiss?

I'm sorry, that isn't for public knowledge. For both.

7.) Do you watch porn? How does your significant other feel about that?

Porn is OK, but strictly as a mood enhancer. That's true of both of us. A little porn helps us to get more into the mood, whether it is a masterbational effort or for both of us. Neither of us have an issue with that.