I Should be Driving THAT!
He drives like a little old man. That is so wrong in so many ways, I just can't imagine. I saw it and said, "Damn! I should be driving that! In his hands it is just a car. In my hands and lead foot, it would be art and a machine - a beautiful purring machine that would be driven like I'm in the Indy 500! I could do it, man! I drive my car like that all the time!
Hey, it's a sports car - that is what one is supposed to do with a sports car! Better believe it, baby! I can drive like nobody's business and I do. I happen to really love driving fast - I was doing 90 on Route 287 on Friday and it was awesome. Wind in my hair, music up all the way, taking the turns like I'm on rails, baby!
Luis... I mean, I love the man, don't get me wrong, but if someone gives you a thoroughbred, do you just take it for a walk around the paddock? Of course not. You take him to the track and see what the magic is really like!
I should be taking the Charger to the track - any track - and I will show you, honey, how to really drive it!